These shoes were made for...

Anything but walking. As a rule, I never wear heels to work. Yes, I do work at a fashion company, but the dress code is casual to the point where we all look like we are channeling Derelict by Mugatu. Whatever, it's hip.

-BUT-

If I were going to teeter in on some seriously lethal high heels, it would be one of these from Barney's:

Fendi Platform Lace-up, $640

Lanvin Peepy Toe Wedge, $995

Lanvin Multi Strap Sandal, $940

Lanvin Gladiator Platform, $940

Christian Louboutin Peeptoe Mary Jane, $595

Marc Jacobs Open Toe Wedge, $540

Pierre Hardy Wedge Sandal, $890